Monday, October 10, 2005
john's a-peeling to young men
having read the confession and allegations
of John Peel's teenage handjobs and public loo rape,
i feel compelled to write a fictional autobiography.
i could think of no more amusing thing than,
after my death,
a good friend being sullied with the label of a dirty nonce,
a reformed crack addict,
perhaps, even, a Conservative sympathiser.
i would like to think Peel himself merely felt
a little impish when creating his memoirs.
of John Peel's teenage handjobs and public loo rape,
i feel compelled to write a fictional autobiography.
i could think of no more amusing thing than,
after my death,
a good friend being sullied with the label of a dirty nonce,
a reformed crack addict,
perhaps, even, a Conservative sympathiser.
i would like to think Peel himself merely felt
a little impish when creating his memoirs.
